Horoscopes
Aries
March 21 - April 19
March 21 - April 19
It was Tom Cruise at a Scientology convention with a sword.
Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20
Apr. 20 - May 20
It was your best friend in Miami with a pool noodle.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
May 21 - June 21
It was your mom in Cancun with an ugly Christmas sweater.
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
June 22 - July 22
It was the Pope in the Bahamas with holy water.
Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22
July 23 - Aug. 22
It was your boyfriend or girlfriend in Puerto Rico with a rusty nail.
Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
It was that guy in Barcelona with fire.
Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
It was Colonel Mustard in New York City with a strawberry daiquiri.
Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
It was Fred Flintstone in Las Vegas with a quarter.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
It was Paul McCartney in Daytona with a bag of chips.
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
It was you in the Gates Hillman Complex with a huge tub of Ben & Jerry's.
Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
It was Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Cabo with a hot tub.
Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20
Feb. 19 - March 20
It was Jay-Z in Sydney with a B-52.