Foul Play: In which the author celebrates the demise of OU
Yep, we’re back to making fun of the good ol’ Sooners. They got their ass handed to them by none other than the Kansas Jayhawks, a team that Lance Leipold...
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By Eshaan "AP Who?" Joshi, Kyle "Penn State or State Pen?" Hynes, and Jack "Special to the Tartan" Hall Kyle's Top...
Who's going to make the playoff (and how that could get messed up)
For the first time in recent memory, we enter the home stretch of the season with a relatively clear playoff picture. This year, there’s parity — more...
Why Jack Hall’s rankings are a sham and prove he doesn’t watch college football
Regular readers of this fine publication will recall that, earlier in the year, our wonderful sports editor released a set of rankings putting the Texas...
CMU football takes 21-7 win over Westminster College
Men’s Football The Carnegie Mellon men’s football team headed to Westminster College on Saturday, Nov. 4 for their second-to-last game of the season...
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This week, I thought the Penguins played on Thursday, so I wore my Jake Shake t-shirt in support of the team, hoping that I could spirit my way into a...