Zachary Gelman Pillbox Editor

Class of 2025


  • The Muppet Corner: The Muppet Show (album) side 1

    Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Muppet Show (album)! - Kermit the Frog

    Pillbox | September 12, 2022
  • SNABU: Bubbles out the Wazoo

    In my capacity as a smug college student, it has been my duty to tell everyone that I go to Carnegie Mellon. The structure of the conversation will vary, but I always mention two things. I start with the fact that Carnegie Mellon is the best ranked graduate school for artificial intelligence. Peopl...

    Pillbox | April 25, 2022
  • Exhausted screenwriter writing Disney’s first gay character for the 15th time

    Los Angeles, CA — On the subject of her most recent screenplay, a local writer feels conflicted. “I understand how important representation is,” screenwriter and bartender Sophia Hagelman says. “I just feel like I might be treading some past ground here.” Fresh off the heels of Disney’s first gay character Artie from "Cruella" (a flamboyant David Bowie impersonator that works with a woman who ...

    Pillbox | April 25, 2022
  • The Queen's Gambit Expanded Universe

    My articles seem to have garnered a bit of renown in the journalistic world, which has led to some perks. Not only do I get invited to all the ultra secret coastal elite parties with Lena Dunham, Barbara Ehrenreich, Jia Tolentino, Thomas Frank, Joe Biden, etc…, but I also get access to some scoops that the average schmuck wouldn’t. I wouldn’t say I'm Woodward, but I’d definitely place myself above...

    Pillbox | April 11, 2022
  • SBP/SBVP Candidates: Jacob Chan/Sarah Abrams

    Jacob Chan and Sarah Abrams are running for Student Body President (SBP) and Vice President (SBVP), respectively.

    Elections | March 28, 2022

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