Zachary Gelman Pillbox Editor

Articles

• Viral tweet on Queen’s death garners support, criticism

  Dr. Uju Anya is an expert in critical applied linguistics, an associate professor of second language acquisition, and the child and sibling of survivors of genocide. As of Friday, she is also the author of a viral tweet that has since been removed from the platform.

  News | September 12, 2022
• A tale of two Scobells

  Last year was interesting for Scobell. Newly furnished with air conditioning units in every room, it was ready for the eighty-something freshmen that entered its four stories in late August. These freshies — “Scobros” as they are often called — were almost all thrust into this new dorm against their volition, victims of a cruel housing system that simply cannot accommodate demand. These Scobros w...

  Forum | September 12, 2022
• The Muppet Corner: The Muppet Show (album) side 1

  Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Muppet Show (album)! - Kermit the Frog

  Pillbox | September 12, 2022
• SNABU: Bubbles out the Wazoo

  In my capacity as a smug college student, it has been my duty to tell everyone that I go to Carnegie Mellon. The structure of the conversation will vary, but I always mention two things. I start with the fact that Carnegie Mellon is the best ranked graduate school for artificial intelligence. Peopl...

  Pillbox | April 25, 2022
• Exhausted screenwriter writing Disney’s first gay character for the 15th time

  Los Angeles, CA — On the subject of her most recent screenplay, a local writer feels conflicted. “I understand how important representation is,” screenwriter and bartender Sophia Hagelman says. “I just feel like I might be treading some past ground here.” Fresh off the heels of Disney’s first gay character Artie from "Cruella" (a flamboyant David Bowie impersonator that works with a woman who ...

  Pillbox | April 25, 2022