March 21 - April 19

You seem to be exhibiting some hamster-like behavior this week, characterized by persistent running in place. It will be okay — you’re just experiencing the effects of too much time spent in the Doherty/Wean/Gates indoor pathways.

Apr. 20 - May 20

Your self-expression through your clothing choices is refreshing, especially during these gray-looking days, but you can’t honestly be warm in those shorts.

May 21 - June 21

It’s the third week of school and work isn’t that bad yet. Take advantage of this time and go explore the city. With a charged phone, the number for a cab, and good friends, you can ensure that wherever you end up will be fun.

June 22 - July 22

Trust me, the weather could be worse. Granted, it’s cold, but at least the weather isn’t so bad that the school’s wireless has been knocked out. Then again, maybe that would make things better. You might actually get work done then.

July 23 - Aug. 22

Today is when you will realize that you added your Andrew ID to way too many d-lists at the Activities Fair. Control the wave of e-mails now or be forever doomed to sort through mass e-mails for the next semester.

Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

Remember that you control your Google Calendar; your Google Calendar does not control you.

Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

Please do not use someone else’s laptop power adapter as your own personal heater. It more than likely isn’t that safe, and the other person probably will be less than thrilled to see you cozying with his or her stuff.

Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

While sitting in front of a window you will lose yourself in thought. You will be shocked to realize that you have been sitting in the same spot for hours. Yes, you missed class, but it won’t be the end of the world.

Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

It’s time for you to demand the creation of a club that will bring the campus community together and aid in students’ performance in class. It is time to become president of Five More Minutes, Carnegie Mellon’s official napping club.

Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Let your hair down Friday and do something that makes you happy. This treat isn’t because you have done something special, but because you need to do something special in order to have a little fun.

Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Yelling toward the street and muttering profanities under your breath won’t make the buses run any faster. Whether or not it makes you warmer, however, is still something to be debated.

Feb. 19 - March 20

Try to be like Thoreau this week. Find a quiet place to sit and think about something grander and more profound than what’s on Blackboard.