Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

Oh my. You sure have cat my eye today. I'm sure plenty of others have cat on as well.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

You're being a litter too sweet. A secret admirer is bound to notice you.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

Oh no! Your crush is coming your way. Better purrtend to not be paying attention.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Looks like you're in store for a meowtain of trouble. Better watch your back.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

Look out! Something catastrophic is on the way for you!

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

Seems like you have a little secret. Whisker it in a fellow cat's ear. She won't tail anyone.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

Any new mewsicals coming out lately? That's where you'll meet your special someone.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

Don't go kitten me around. The troubles have only started for you.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Not feline up for class? Maybe the snow will pick up and the purrfessor will cancel morning classes.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

I think I'd place you in the "luckiest kid in town" cat-alog for next week.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

It's meow or never. Just do it!

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Excuse me. Pawdon me. I couldn't help but notice how amazing you look. It's going to be a clawesome week for you.