Horoscopes

Marinate while you shower!
Remove the shower head. Insert chicken bouillon. Wait for an unsuspecting victim.

We're watching.
Stick googly eyes on every inanimate object.

Freshen up with cream cheese deodorant.
Take deodorant out of its container. Refill the container with cream cheese.

Enjoy breakfast in the shower.
Fill the shower railings and soap holders with toasted bread.

Love mixed treats?
Mix a bowl of Skittles, M&M's, and Reese's Pieces.

Prepare for a water surprise.
Line a hallway with Styrofoam cups filled with water.

Need an extra sour apple?
Dip yellow onions into melted candy and wait for someone to take a bite.

Clean your teeth with Oreos.
Replace the inside of Oreo cookies with white toothpaste.

Craving soy sauce?
Pour sprite in a coke bottle. Add soy sauce until it looks like the original color.

Win your office wars.
Zip tie a can of Frebreze permanently open. Throw it and run.

Looking to redecorate?
If you dip cotton balls in water, they'll stick to anything on a freezing night.

Become a mysterious caller.
Change all of your victim's contacts to "It's a Mystery."