5/1/22 - Editors' Letter
So long, suckers!
The Other CMUs Part 2
It’s been a week since part one of this investigation was released, and I appear to have become a bit of a celebrity on campus. My wonderful fans (median...
Canvas Hell
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: “We don’t want you staying up all night, so we’ve set your assignment due at 9 p.m.” Well, the joke’s on you...
on the other side of 19 days
because nobody cares and nobody lies there is no time to fear what comes on the other side of 19 days if you want to know where to find me, you...
Tartan Trivia #7
Questions: The Gang goes to Faber College 1. Who did John Blutarsky play in cult classic "Animal House"? 2. What comes next after "Secret...
The Otherside
“Henry! You okay there bud?” Mr. Greenberg asked as he ran past the house where a young boy was lying on the ground. “Yes sir, Mr. Greenberg. I’m just...
Campus Coffee Review
To prepare you for finals week, I've compiled a ranking of all the coffee on campus according to a rigorous rubric that was checked and approved by...
VelociPastor
To all the readers of this fine magazine, I’m here to tell you about the greatest movie of our generation. It’s not "Super Mario Bros." or "Citizen...
'Renfield' Review
“The blood is the life.” This is the mantra of Dracula’s loyal assistant, Renfield, a man gone mad under the control of the powerful vampire. Portrayed...