Foul Play: Da Lahns Gahnta Da Super Bowl
Oh my god, it finally happened I cannot believe it Patrick Mahomes is 0-2 against JARED GOFF ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod Okay, I’m calm. Hey y’all welcome...
Perhaps the Pens play pleasingly
29 days until hockey season starts, 12 until preseason. Beloved readers, it’s nearly time for the puck to drop. A lot has happened since the Penguins...
CMU Pickleball's Successful Summer
In the scorching summer of 2023, Carnegie Mellon University's (CMU) Pickleball Club etched its name in the annals of Carnegie Mellon’s competitive...
Talk Overheard at an AA meeting
I’ll never forget it. September 6, 2023. Brewers 4, Pirates 3. One out. Bottom of the ninth. Bryan Reynolds on third. Andrew McCutchen on first. Jack...
CMU football records 31-0 victory over Saint Vincent Bearcats
Football Coming off a 31-0 win over Geneva the week before, the 17th-ranked Tartan football team hosted the Saint Vincent Bearcats on Saturday, Sept....