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Pretending the Pirates don't play

Another week, another mediocre week for the mediocre ballclub on the North Shore. This week, we were treated to a four-game series at home against the...

THEY AIN'T PLAYED NO BODY PAWWWWWL

TEXAS IS MOTHA FUCKIN BACK Y’ALL That’s it, hell has frozen over, the Leafs are gonna win the Stanley Cup. Dogs and cats will marry in the streets, Tennessee...

No Fun League

This article is for a serious and informative reckoning of the NFL games of the last week or so, including Aaron Rodgers’ injury on the New York Jets...

#15 football team takes 41-10 victory over Waynesburg

Men’s Football On Saturday, Sept. 16, the 15th-ranked Carnegie Mellon men’s football team hosted the Waynesburg University Yellow Jackets at Gesling...

Off to the races

Carnegie Mellon Rowing Club flew under the radar for the past several years. However, since last fall they have grown from 14 members to more than 50,...

̷A̷P̷ ̷ Tartan College Ball Top ̷2̷5̷ 10

Courtesy of Kyle "Penn State or State Pen?" and Eshaan "Down on the Bears" Joshi Kyle's top 10 Georgia Michigan Texas USC Florida...

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