Zachary Gelman

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  • 5/2/22 - Editor's Letter

    Hello beloved readers of PILLBOX,

    Pillbox | May 2, 2022
  • SNABU: Bubbles out the Wazoo

    In my capacity as a smug college student, it has been my duty to tell everyone that I go to Carnegie Mellon. The structure of the conversation will vary, but I always mention two things. I start with the fact that Carnegie Mellon is the best ranked graduate school for artificial intelligence. Peopl...

    Pillbox | April 25, 2022
  • Exhausted screenwriter writing Disney’s first gay character for the 15th time

    Los Angeles, CA — On the subject of her most recent screenplay, a local writer feels conflicted. “I understand how important representation is,” screenwriter and bartender Sophia Hagelman says. “I just feel like I might be treading some past ground here.” Fresh off the heels of Disney’s first gay character Artie from "Cruella" (a flamboyant David Bowie impersonator that works with a woman who ...

    Pillbox | April 25, 2022
  • 4/25/22 - Editor's Letter

    We hope you are having a great day, PILLBOX readers — but we hope that we can make your day just a little better. We have a selection of calmer articles this week, for people on the winddown before the final "Omega Grind" of the year begins. Our theme this week is "White Heat." It's been blatantly sweltering this week, and we hope these little articles of protest will return us to the Pittsburgh w...

    Pillbox | April 25, 2022
  • 4/18/22 - Editor's Letter

    Good morning PILLBOX! I know every single time we say "this is an incredible issue of Pillbox," but we've been lying. This time though, we've got a real 100% bona fide masterpiece issue for you this week. Post Carnival, everyone's been winding down. Except for us of course. We're still out here grinding and pursuing that bag.

    Pillbox | April 18, 2022

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