Zivan Vasquez

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  • Dune

    This article contains spoilers for Dune (2021)

    Pillbox | November 8, 2021
  • G20 Summit: calm, cool, and collected

    Brrr! Do you feel that? That’s the chill of one world leader throwing shade at another. And speaking of shade, maybe we should invest in a global umbrella, what with the world being on fire and all. To anyone who participates in edging (you know who-o-o-o you are), the G20 Summit is like Lollapalooza. It’s a bunch of people cramped together who are on the verge of agreement, but can’t quite get th...

    Forum | November 8, 2021
  • Auntie Tartan

    Q. My roommate keeps sexiling me over and over. What do I do?
    A. First off, nice! That was for your roommate, not you. Get a life, ya virgin, or learn how to sleep in the tub.

    Pillbox | November 8, 2021
  • Spider-Boy and the Web-Men: many many feelings

    To say that I am excited to see the newest MCU Spider-Man film, “No Way Home,” would be a super-criminal understatement. However, when I realized that the previous Spider-Men (or Spider-Persons) would also probably be in it, I remembered something: Tom Holland is the worst of the three.

    Forum | November 1, 2021
  • Auntie Tartan (with minutes to spare!)

    Q: I hear there’s gonna be a solar flare this week. How should I prepare?
    A: The Sun absolutely loathes the Moon, so if you can, dress up like its mortal enemy. Wear crescents wherever you can and make sure that you smell like a freshly baked croissant. That way the Sun’s harmful super-rays will bounce harmlessly off your stylish body.

    Pillbox | November 1, 2021