Zivan Vasquez

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  • Dune

    This article contains spoilers for Dune (2021)

    Pillbox | November 8, 2021
  • G20 Summit: calm, cool, and collected

    Brrr! Do you feel that? That’s the chill of one world leader throwing shade at another. And speaking of shade, maybe we should invest in a global umbrella, what with the world being on fire and all. To anyone who participates in edging (you know who-o-o-o you are), the G20 Summit is like Lollapalooza. It’s a bunch of people cramped together who are on the verge of agreement, but can’t quite get th...

    Forum | November 8, 2021
  • Auntie Tartan

    Q. My roommate keeps sexiling me over and over. What do I do?
    A. First off, nice! That was for your roommate, not you. Get a life, ya virgin, or learn how to sleep in the tub.

    Pillbox | November 8, 2021
  • Spider-Boy and the Web-Men: many many feelings

    To say that I am excited to see the newest MCU Spider-Man film, “No Way Home,” would be a super-criminal understatement. However, when I realized that the previous Spider-Men (or Spider-Persons) would also probably be in it, I remembered something: Tom Holland is the worst of the three.

    Forum | November 1, 2021
  • I Found DARPA's Wishlist!

    Carnegie Mellon has always been at the forefront of computing technology. Our databases have databases, and those databases have biceps. Which is why it’s so odd that I found a handwritten memo in Scott Hall chock full of requests from DARPA, the Department of Homeland Security, and ICE, asking for us to develop these technologies in the vein of national security. Keep your eyes peeled for the fol...

    Pillbox | November 1, 2021